I love porn! I love all kinds of porn, and procrasturbate FAR too much. I think porn can be fun and wonderful, or terribly trite, but here is a list of porn types I frequent:

  1. Guy-on-guy (oh, boys grunting and fucking!)
  2. Crying (mmmm runny mascara)
  3. Fisting (good if done well)
  4. Fantasy rape (3/4 of my porn folder is this!)
  5. Face fucks (a little gagging anyone?)
  6. Bondage (I love seeing someone getting tied up)
  7. Snuff (OK, call me morbid, but it’s hot!)
  8. Choking (these are a few of my faaavorite thiiiings!)
  9. Boigirls (mmmmm trannies)
  10. Prison fantasy (get behind the yellow line ma’am!)
  11. Strange object masturbation (DAMN YOU AMERICAN PIE!!!)
  12. Hardcore (pounded into my brain!)
  13. Anal (hehehe)
  14. Squirting (do you know how many web cams I have taken out that way??)
  15. Water torture (giggle, pool time!

 Have fun wanking too! I’m Aunty Slutty, and I approve this message!

One response »

  1. Gary says:

    Why did I read that list to the tune of ” A few of my favorite things” from Sound of Music?

    LOL

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