So, I was driving and noticed for the first time, there is a car wash about a mile from my house that is done up to look like a Mississippi river boat…. It’s huge. It’s 2 1/2 stories tall, is almost a city block long, and is painted white with shiny red and blue… It is complete with water wheel and giant black steam stacks….
How the HELL have I not noticed this place before now??? I drive by it at least 4 times a week for the last 4 months! ITS HUGE and tacky and AWESOME! How did I miss this thing?????