OK, I had a complete fail moment last night.
So, some of you know this, some don’t, while Poke is one of my best guy friends, and we have an awesome buddy dynamic, I harbor a huge unrequited crush on him (NO I’m not 16). Well, last night, the slutty friend total epic failed. Awesomely, and completely failed…
So, Poke and I were discussing the fact that while I was drugged the other day on pain killers for my back, I told him he was highly observant and highly dense at the same time. So, he asked for an example, so I said, “Well, you read people really well, but at the same time CAN NOT tell when a woman is hitting on you. (HINT HINT BLOODY GOLLAM HINT)” Then later he made a omment that no one wants to have sex with him, and I said, ” There are plenty of women who want to have sex with you.” And Poke said, “Like who? Well, I mean other than you, cuz you don’t count.”
Ummmm… ouch… fail