Dear Gentlemen,

  I am a girl.  I love men.  I love cock.  I do, however, have a question for you.

  My man friends love to send me pictures of their groins on a regularized basis.  I ask you why?  I get that you think your cock is impressive (many of them are), but I regularly get shots from guys, of abject cock randomness…. They aren’t “Hi, I want to have sex with you, please have fun staring at my manly cock” pictures.  I have guy friends that send me pictures with titles like, “Look, it’s going to the left today”, “It looks like a smiley face today”, and “Hey look it has a bow on it.”  Is this a man’s favorite dress-up toy?  Does it replace action figures in adult life?  Please explain this.

  Every tit, ass, and pussy shot EVER sent by a woman to someone, has intent.  It says, “I have sent you this with the idea that at some point I would be happy for you to see me naked.”  I have never met a woman who feels the need to send out a breast pic simply because “Lefty’s lookin’ bigger today.”

  Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate free porn as much as the next gal, but PLEASE don’t send me pictures of how your Johnson can look like the Eiffel tower, and then get appalled when I act more amorous towards you.

Thank you,

Sincerely,

The Slutty Friend

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